Almost Live: My House Gets Hit By A Car Edition

It’s 3am.
Gah.
Not one hour ago a car ran into my garden wall, demolishing a small part of it. Nobody was damaged, but the car is written off. I’ve been sat outside streaming with cold offering blankets and cups of tea to all and sundry and I came over all misty eyed at how calm and pleasant everyone involved was.
Well done.

Tags: car crash, gratuitous picture, waffle-o-tron