It Is Now Xmas Appropriate Time (Star Wars Christmas Special Liveblog Edition)

I am lifting the Angry Internet Man ban on premature Xmas jolliment. From today on Xmas is acceptable. We shall start with the modern classic The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Itchy and Lumpy wish you a happy Life Day (so does Art Carney)…

Bugger me, Grandpa Itchy freaks me the hell out.

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Mark Hamill’s eye makup is scarier.
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‘You may say she made it by Hand. Solo.’
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Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir
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32:22 – W.T.F. Is Grandpa Itchy watching porn or is it me?
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38:17 – ACT CARRIE FISHER, ACT!
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42:20 – Look for the union label song. YAY!
Also; MERRY CHRISTMAS DADDY, I BOUGHT YOU A SHIT COLOURED BAKELITE PHONE BECAUSE I HATE YOU
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45:07 – I think he’s a baddie
47:03 – These THINGS have no respect for authority!
48:40 – JEFFERSON STARSHIP! This is the best Christmas special evar!
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56:08 – Cartoon. Looks like it was made by the guys that did Heavy Metal. MOAR BOOBS!
59:11 – Boba Fett! ‘I know this sleeping virus’. P.s. Great mince that guy has
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1:11:00 – That stuffed bantha. I must make love to it! Oops!
1:15:30 – Circuit breaker moduuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1:19:18 – Bald eagles and Whirlpool appliances. PATRIOTISM!
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1:20:16 – Cantina band feat. the Greedo that shot first
1:27:24 – I’ve been to WMCs like this
1:28:20 – OLD LADY SINGING! NO! THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVAR!
1:32:50 – Singing over. Huzzah!
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1:34:00 – Drama is happening
1:34:10 – 80′s adbreak. ‘Clothes that deserve a second look, a second look deserve Woolite’. ‘Real panties in our pantie hose’.
I am confused by stripping air hostesses having a ‘layover’
Holy fuck The Wiz! I was in that at school
1:37:50 – Drama reccomences
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1:38:35 – Wilhelm scream
1:39:39 – Why has Han said more to Chewie’s wife than Chewie has? Hmmmmmm
1:40:55 – HOT WOOKIE SEX
1:41:14 – Right in front of the kid and freaky looking grandpa!
1:41:17 – Ahhh, coitus interruptus
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1:44:23 – I don’t know what’s happening either
1:44:43 – Impromptu Bohemian Rhapsody. Makes sense
1:45:02 – Also LSD
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1:47:22 – And we’re back!
1:48:00 – Happy life day! Why are you all in red? Is this some kind of cult?
1:49:05 – SING CARRIE FISHER, FUCKING SING!
1:50:26 – CARRIE FISHER STILL FUCKING SINGING! Hit that high note!
1:51:00 – Inappropriate Star Wars music!
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1:52:10 – Done!
1:53:00 – Wait! Still time to sell the toys!
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1:54:30 – Still stretching it out. HOW? WHY?
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1:55:41 – Thank buggery fuck that’s done. See you again next Life Day(TM)!

Tags: George Lucas rapes your face, star wars, video, Xmas